May 2012
15 posts
Watchariannatastic:
Best video.
clientsfromhell:
Me: I have that sample of the linen paper you wanted. Do you want to come by and pick it up or should I mail it to you?
Client: Just fax it to me.
I had to explain to the client why I couldn’t fax a textile sample.
jesuisperdu:
twin shadow - five seconds
taken...
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bmorebassment:
“Today,” Smashing Pumpkins
April 2012
35 posts
keiracrowther:
New Coat Of Paint - Tom Waits
I...
clientsfromhell:
Client: Great! Now can you add Mickey Mouse to the page?
Me: There may be some licensing issues with that. Do you have an affiliation with Disney? Can you supply me with an image you have permission to use?
The client sends me the first Mickey Mouse image he finds on Google Images.
Client: Can you add a football and animate it so he is kicking it?
Me: No, I’m not an...
clientsfromhell:
Client: Do you think you can recreate this postcard?
Me: I can recreate it. Not exactly, but close.
Client: Are you going to charge me? It’s for family.
Me: Not my family…
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keiracrowther:
JESSIE’S GIRL - RICK...
: Confidence →
peternyc:
The term “con man” is short for “confidence man”.
The first known record of its use was to describe New York serial criminal William Thompson.
“Operating in New York City in the late 1840s, a gently-dressed Thompson would approach an upper-class mark, pretending they knew each other,…
thebodythebloodthemachine:
Mountain Man - How’m...
if you’re awkward and you know it, clap your hands.
